Watermelon

When someone comes to Watermelon they will see many trees and they will see a lot of lush bushes. Watermelon is a planet where everyone gets along and few people fight. I hope when you visit here you will be happy and satisfied with your life. If not, please come see the mental health instructor of watermelon, located in the clock tower. The Watermeloons are the best sports team in the galaxy and in the universe. Our version of soccer is a tad bit different then earth. Instead of a soccer ball, WE KICK A WATERMELON!!

The sports teams are at the best point in the history of the Watermeloon! They have a 12 game win streak in football and have a 3 game winning streak in baseball. The most popular sport in Watermelon is soccer!

What would life look like if you were born on watermelon? You would be born on a nice sunny morning in the red hospital atop the big seed. After you survive for 2 years, you would go to a daycare with other little children around your age. Once you make it to 5 years old you are ready to start school. The first day of school for you would be the best day you can think of. You first get a tour of the school and all your classes, and then you get a hot lunch of… WATERMELON!!! In cubed form, obviously. Once you make it through middle school, you are on to highschool. The first day you get a laptop! That you get to keep at the end of the year. And you get a custom Watermeloon jersey for any team you want.

After school, it’s your own life. Get a job, get a girlfriend/boyfriend and get a house! After each student graduates from college they get a free $100,000 for their hard work!!! Hopefully you don’t waste it.

Now that you know everything about Watermelon, go explore. It’s your life and you get to make your own decisions. Hope you live long and well.